Friday, March 13, 2015

Part 17: Top Ten List of Things That Are Great about being on a boat and living the nomadic life

It has been brought to my attention by my editor that my recent blog postings might be "scaring off" family and friends from the sailing life at the least and feeling we are in mortal danger at the worst.  This is NOT the case.  Yes we do get bumps and bruises, and it is not all palm trees (although there are few places we have been without palm trees) and rum punches (again rum punch is pretty much everywhere.)  As for it being dangerous, well statistically my former job in tech theatre was far more dangerous than this.  Here we often can control, to an extent, the "danger" by making wise choices.  For example, driving on ice, very dangerous.  Living and sailing in the tropics we have avoided that danger this winter, how about you?  Storms!  Well come May we will be heading south to another set of lovely  islands complete with palm trees and rum punches to 'suffer' through the storm season.   For smaller storms we stay put on our new, safe oversized anchor or snug in a marina until the storm passes or we get ready to move on.  As for scrapes and bruises, well trust me I got plenty living on land and working in the theatre. But you still might need further convincing that this is NOT a miserable existence so in homage to David Letterman I have come up with a:

Top Ten List of Things That Are Great about being on a boat and living the nomadic life
we have CHOSEN.

Number 10: Da Boat.

Ok, I shouldn’t have to say any more but you know I will.  We live on a sail boat!  Not sail one around for the weekend and go back to our condo/house, the boat is our world.  Like your home on land (I address this to those on land because those living on boats already get it) our home on water is our pride and joy as well as our pain in the you know where.  She is not the biggest girl in the anchorage by far but she's not the smallest.  She's not the fastest but she goes as fast as we want.  There are things that aren't ideal but I dare say there are things about your dirt located home that aren't ideal.  What she is, is: safe, mobile, and represents the freedom to move whenever we wish.  Neighbors too noisy, move if you want.  Anchorage too rough, move somewhere else.  Rum or beer at the beach bar a little warm or the cheeseburgers not as good as you wished, well you get the idea. This is my idea of a mobile home. The other thing about our boat is that she is damn good looking!  She is sleek comfortable and has just enough projects for me to keep me as busy as I want to be.  The other thing great thing about our boat, well she allows us to live, while not completely off the grid, very eco-friendly.  We burn very little diesel and are taking steps as budget allows to use even less by upgrading our batteries and adding more solar as the cruising kitty (bank funds) allow.  We walk or take public transportation almost everywhere and only when necessary because of the amount of provisions we have, take a taxi.  Unless we have to, we sail which is kinder to the environment and the cruising kitty.  It's not camping by any stretch of the imagination.  We have ice and cold beer and make our own water so we can take showers whenever we want.  We mostly hand-wash and line dry the few clothes we choose to wear and except when trapped in a marina without a breeze our air conditioning is provided by open hatches and steady trade winds.  Yes she moves under us and we have to be in tune with our environment and adapt but did I mention we live on a sailboat!

Pictures of S/V Caribbean Dream
























Number 9:  Location, Location, Location!

Isn't that what every realtor will tell you? My friend Kyle who owns Mountain Hideaway back in Lubbock TX (my fly fishing pusher) once told me trout don't live in ugly places, and he is right.  They also don't live in warm places so I now fly fish for other species.  Now I can't say everywhere poses idyllic beauty but if not, sail on to another location (see #10) so we tend not to live in ugly places.  We live in an ever changing environment that constantly amazes us.  From seaplanes that take off a few hundred feet from us to all ships anchored next to us it's amazing.  Some days there are 20' sailboats that you wonder how they made it across an ocean in that and some days mega motor yachts 245' long are our neighbors.   

For me I think a hot dusty boat yard is beautiful but for most people gin clear blue water and swaying palms fit their ideal description; yup that’s our location.   Now in all honesty we have only sailed the Abaco's in the Bahamas and the Virgin Islands but so far so beautiful.  There are more shades of blue than in your paint tray and the sun reflecting off the different bottom surfaces means those shades of blue are constantly changing.  The green of the hills and the foliage goes from intense green to the bright yellow green.  There are the rain forests of western St. Croix (STX) that are in stark contrast to the semi-arid landscape of eastern STX; all dictated by the constant Trade Winds.  Sunrises and Sunsets are provided by the Original Lighting Designer and like snowflakes, no two are ever the same and most evenings we pause to appreciate the sun sinking below the horizon often with the aptly named 'sundowner' beverage in hand.  The wind sings different tunes through your rigging and the water warns you of danger by its turmoil or lulls you to sleep by its gentle rocking.  The water can also soak you to the bone when it breaks over the bow of your boat or dinghy and while not always welcomed it beats being blanketed with snow.  Each town has its own distinct architecture and character.  

Where we are currently anchored in St. Thomas (STT), there is a strong Danish influence likewise in Christiansted and Frederiksted in STX.  There are your beach bars with their sandy floors and structures made up of whatever floated up onto the beach.  There are the ruins of the past, a darker part of our history where men sold other men to work sugar plantations.  There are the ruins of dreams and plans that have been consumed by the landscape.  Now it is the Third World down here so there is poverty, a lot of poverty, so it all isn't right out of the travel brochure but it isn't a bleak as you might imagine either.  There are your big luxury themed resorts and posh private islands to your small and funky boutique hotels and B&B's.  Hint: go small and funky!  And then there is the weather.  Yes it is hot in the summer but it's also hot in the winter, well warm but it doesn't vary much.  Right now it's March and while the water is a little cooler that in the summer (more about that in #6) I still wear shorts and a t-shirt if any shirt every day.  We seek out shade not so much to escape the sun but to escape the sunburn.

Yup, the realtors are right, it's Location, Location, Location!


Maho Bay St. John
Look to the Rainbow


Seems every day a rainbow, this one in Long Bay St. Thomas




The Queen Came to town on Boxing Day

S/V Staid Amsterdam
Seaplane off the stern of S/V Mystic

Three Pretty Girls
Washington Estate St. Croix

Washington Estate St. Croix

Washington Estate St. Croix
Sunset from the Original Lighting Designer

Another Sunset from the Original Lighting Designer

Anchored next to Eric Claptons (former) boat


Maho Bay St. John

Far East End of St. Croix


Morning has broken at Buck Island St. Croix


Number 8: New People and Cultures

In this one I am not talking about fellow cruisers and sailors, that comes later and you might want to place your bets of which number it possesses.  No, I am talking about the people who inhabit the islands, Da Natives  Mon.  Now like the USA the indigenous peoples are few and far between and most of us are immigrants legal or illegal.  In the Carib, there is a blend of Europeans- mostly Danes, French, and English- with those from the USA as latecomers to the party. 

OK, I need to take an arrogance and ignorance break here and hopefully save some of you from embarrassment.   Those of us from the 50 states and various territories that comprise the United States of America and outlying territories you are not the ONLY Americans.  If you are in Panama for example and someone asks you where you are from, if you answer 'America' you might get a chilly response or one in which you are informed that so are they, from America.  So even if you have the new and improved version of history taught in schools understand that the USA is part of the American experience shared with neighbors to the north and all the way down to Cape Horn.     

Back to our little story.  The other group of people are comprised of the descendents of those displaced by the Europeans who came here and those brought against their will.  There are also a good number of people from Latin American countries, especially Puerto Rico.  In the Bahamas, there are a good number of English descendents who left what was to become the USA before and during the Revolution in support of England.  Well, it's all very confusing and James Michener I am sure goes into great detail in his novel  "The Caribbean,"   my point being people are different down here.  Customs are different and while most speak a version of English, there are local dialects that will leave you confused and amazed.  For the most part the people are friendly and helpful although there is some racism (black towards minority whites) it is not prevalent and don’t ever fool yourself that it gives you a taste of what Blacks in our country experienced, it's not even close.  The best advice we got was from a person who lives down here and does the briefings for one of the charter companies; he told us to always start by saying hello or good morning/day even if you are ordering food.  When we are taking the public transport, the Safari Bus here in  STT there will be a mix of school children, locals, cruisers, and confused cruise ship passengers and crew who wander on, almost every adult local (not as much with the younger ones) will get on with a Good Morning, Good Morning and your response is Good Morning; well of course not morning if its afternoon.  Since I never know what time it is I opt for Good Day which seems to work.  It is amazing how much better any service or acceptance is when you start with a greeting instead of a demand or request, or silence.  Other local customs can be a bit more confusing.  At the marina we were moored at in the British Virgin Islands (BVI) the restrooms seemed to be treated as unisex by the locals, I was not so brave.  There is a lot of car horn honking here and its seldom a warning but rather a greeting to others.  As a pedestrian you must adopt the attitude that you do not have the right of way; ever! Above All, remember it is not YOUR island!  You travel to experience different ways of doing things so don't expect it to be like home.  Yes it can be frustrating but it usually isn't the end of the world, just a new one so slow down, breathe, relax, enjoy, and remember Evy Tin Kewl Mon!



Number 7: Exotic Food; Or Not

We quickly learned two lessons about food.  First it is far more expensive than we were used to and second it can be strange and different looking.  Of course there are hundreds of places to get a cheeseburger and strangely enough they are all "the" cheeseburger in paradise.  Most are pretty good which might have a lot to do with where you eat them (see #9) and some are paradise lost.  We have had good luck going to places the locals go, many having no names posted and we found by accident.  We stumbled on to a bakery in STT while trying to cash a check and discovered apple strudel that keeps us coming back.  While in the BVI, we discovered a BBQ food truck that had the locals lining up before it opened and that was often our meal for the day.  They always had chicken (dark meat, not Jo's favorite) or ribs (Jo's favorite) and we always seemed to miss when there was swordfish and never tried the oxtail soup.  We will often just ask a local where they like to eat and go there.  If the place is all filled with white people we shy away.  We found good Chinese in the TuTu Mall in STT and there is even pizza served out of the back of a boat anchored in Christmas Cove in the USVI.  Our rule when traveling is never eat somewhere you can eat back home.  Pretty easy here since the only 4 chains we have seen are all in STT and are comprised of KFC, Wendy's, McDonalds, and Subway.  Of those, with the exception of KFC there are only one or two franchises. 

We haven't been brave enough to buy fish off the back of a truck but the avocados we have found in the famers' market in STT are the size of a softball and beyond delicious.  There are things we don't recognize so we often ask and there are things we don't particularly care for; dumb bread comes to mind.   I have written about how going to the grocery store can be an all day affair but it can also be an exercise in culinary adaptation.  Remember, almost everything gets brought to your island by a boat so depending on when you go to the market will dictate availability and freshness and price.  If you have to have your familiar brand names from back home you can often find them but they might cost you twice as much as the same thing from the Dominican Republic or Australia.   We get butter (not margarine, stop eating that crap) from New Zeeland and strawberry preserves from France on local bread.  Beer is expensive and soda pop even more expensive but rum is relatively cheap.  We seldom buy bottle water because we make our own from seawater (see #10 Da Boat.)   We don't eat a lot of red meat (besides the cheeseburgers that often call our, ok my name and every time they do the Veggie Tales Cheeseburger Song pops into my head (<if you know it then you know>) but occasionally we will buy a small steak and grill it.  We do make use of our pressure cooker to make a killer BBQ pulled pork from otherwise unidentifiable cuts of pork.    There are other unidentifiable cuts of meat(?) in the market along with something called salt-fish (I think its Danish) that we have yet to try but we may get there.  Recently in STT at the Cost U Less there was a whole previously frozen pig for sale; I was told it was a good price, we passed. The greatest thing about the food down here is that foods containing GMO's are avoidable and once we leave the USVI many island nations forbid them, so take that Monsanto!  There are plenty of free-ranged  chickens if you can catch them and many different fruits and vegetables to try; just make sure you wash them very well. 

Yes, we could eat all US brands and eat at the handful of franchise fast food restaurants but we could also be doing this adventure on a cruise ship.  We have both lost weight, how much, we don't know, don't care.  I need to check my blood pressure to confirm but I am sure it is mostly down.  All of which is a combination of lifestyle and different eating.  I must admit that we found $2 a bag taco chips at K Mart so we haven't been totally off the junk.  Hey we're from Texas, chips and guacamole are a birthright, even if we weren't born there.  When it comes right down to it, people eat everywhere in the world so they will be food.  You might not recognize it but its food so; Bon' Appetit



Number 6: World's Biggest Swimming Pool

OK so for some of you the thought of swimming in the ocean cues the Jaw's soundtrack in your head but we have yet to see a shark in the Caribbean.  That doesn't mean they are not here, they just don't seem to be interested in us.  The Bahamas are a different story but more on that later.  For the most part, wherever we are anchored or on a mooring ball the pool is off the back step of our home.  The few exceptions being dirty marinas where you rarely swim.  The underwater world is incredible and all you need is a snorkel mask and maybe fins to explore it.  I scuba dive a little, Jo does not, but we both love to snorkel and even if you stay in one place the world below you keeps moving by and changing.  It's salt water so you are more buoyant so you can just float along and although not "bathtub" warm even here in the middle of Caribbean winter it is quite refreshing.  During the summer the water temp rises some but there is nothing more refreshing than at the end of the day to jump in the ocean and cool off.  We will often tie a float (usually a fender) on a line off the back platform so if there is any current we don't want to work against we can just hold on and float there; sometimes with adult beverage in hand.  If there is no current we grab a couple of swim noodles and, you got it float.  We can even choose to bathe in mother ocean; it's called a Joy bath after the Joy dishwashing detergent you use.  You see, Joy sudses up in saltwater (other soaps do not) so you jump into the ocean, climb out via the handy swim ladder, suds up then jump back in to do your first rinse.  After you are done swimming/bathing you get out again and rinse off with fresh water at the outdoor shower.  Regardless of whether you choose a Joy bath or not you always rinse off after you are in saltwater before you go in the boat since saltwater never really dries and you really want to keep it and any gritty sand out of the boat. See, easy as can be! 

Creatures in the ocean.  Yes, there are and often they are as curious about you as you are about them and with rare exception they are more afraid of you that you of them.  There are creatures you don't even know are creatures, I speak of coral.  It might just look like a rock or a plant to you but it is a complicated organism that is critical to maintaining the health of the ocean.  Sailors are a mixed lot when it comes to their politics but when it comes to the health of the coral reefs we are all agreed, if they die, the ocean dies; and they are dying; and yes, human-assisted climate change is partially to blame.  Ok off my short soap box and back into the water.  On to avoiding: with toothy underwater creatures or the jellies this just takes common sense.  Don't bleed in the ocean yourself or spear a fish and not get it out of the water directly.  Don't wear shiny silver jewelry, especially if it dangles as this looks to a Barracuda a lot like lunch.  Other things we avoid, swimming at night as this is when a lot of feeding appears to be going on.  The first time we were in Caneel Bay on St. John (STJ) we kept hearing splashing off the back of the boat one evening long after the sun went down.  By the time we looked around whatever caused the commotion had ceased.  After it had happened a few more times we got out a flashlight and shined it on the water only to see dozens of amber eyes.  Upon closer observation we saw the very large silver bodies that accompanied the eyes.  Seems a group of Tarpon were attracted by the light from our cockpit that was spilling onto the water attracting smaller fish that the Tarpon seemed to enjoy as their dinner.  There's always a bigger fish!  Also, if the locals tell you it is not safe to swim in the water because of X Y or Z, don’t swim in the water.   In the Bahamas there are a lot of sharks, and the industry that centers around feeding them just so tourist divers can swim among them is very popular.  To my thinking this is effin nuts!  Sharks associate people with food, ergo  people bring food, ergo if people don't bring food then people must be food.  See, it's a slippery slope.  The number of shark fatalities and attacks is very small compared to the number of attacks on people by land based animals but they do make better TV.  Bottom line, situational awareness and don't do something stupid, ok!  Sometimes the life in the water jumps out of the water.  On a crossing to STX you will see hundreds of flying fish; yes they really do have wings.  They will fly hundreds of yards across the water to escape a bigger fish that wants to make them their dinner.  We have yet to see pods of dolphins swimming along the boat or whales breaching, but I did have a Ray jump out of the water chasing a smaller fish that had jumped seconds before.  This all happened maybe 2m from the front of our dinghy while we were heading into shore; yes it was awesome! 

Then there is the water clarity.  Except in crowded harbors the water is so clear that you can see the bottom even in the deepest of anchorages.  The color of the water represents infinite shades of blue.  As you head out towards deeper water the blue gets deeper and richer than I can describe.  In the shallower areas the blues change from deep to light to cyan and every hue between.  The water warns you of dangers by it color.  If its brown or greenish that means coral heads that can rip a hole in your boat.  If its breaking more in one area than where you are it is a sure sign there is a reef or rocks there so stay away.  Yes it is a great swimming pool we live on and the greatest thing is I don't have to vacuum it every week. Oh and BTW, it's ok to pee in the ocean, not in your neighbors' swimming pool.

Fifty Shades of Blue (Give or Take) and a creature who lives in them





Thats' 15' down and you see the bottom

swimming around Da Boat

Breakfast




Swimming in the BVI

Swimming in the BVI

Swimming in the BVI

The Water of the Bahamas

Deep Blue Sea!

The Water of the Bahamas


Number 5: Sex IS Better On A Boat

OK so my editor rolled her eyes on this one and I am sure my daughters have covered their eyes but yes, sex is better on a boat and sailors do make better lovers.  I mean it was on the interweb so it must be true: http://yachtpals.com/sex-sailing-4126

Ok so it was an Aprils Fool's article but my contention is that it is the truth disguised as an April Fool's joke.  That's my story and I am sticking to it!




 Number 4: Self Reliance

There are no plumbers at sea; or mechanics, or electricians, seamstresses, doctors, or countless others you might need to keep going unless you bring them along.  That can make for a very long and expensive crew manifest.  I know there are many 'official' patron saints of sailors but one unofficial one has to be MacGyver.  His ability to take a piece of string, chewing gum and a bobby pin and make a Buick is an inspiration to us all who work on boats.  A couple of entries ago I wrote about boat projects and maintenance and since there is yet to be a self-maintaining boat on the market those chores continue to fill a small or large part of my day.  When we first came on the boat all of it was overwhelming, but little by little, project by project it is less so.  Notice I didn't say easier.  You become creative, whether on a sewing project, a plumbing leak, or a broken spring on one of your engines (all real things on CD). You read a lot of manuals and ask a lot of questions and get a lot of advice that often leaves you more confused.  Ask three sailors about batteries and you will get five different answers.  Anchors, nope, it's safer to discuss politics or religion.  Several discussions go like this:  "ok, so if we take that piece of line and splice it around that washer we can……"   You get the point.  This is where being out of technical theatre helps, it's what we did all the time.  In fact theatre and sailing are closely linked.  The first theatre riggers were sailors and many of the terms used backstage came off the tall ships; pin rail for example.  Every time we come up with a solution or master a new skill we build our confidence.  Now I must say it is easier for sailors today than even 20 years ago, especially sailors with a good wifi signal.  I needed to change the fuel filters (there are two on each engine that I know about) for the two Yanmar diesel auxiliary engines on CD.  There were two things I know, 1. Where they are located 2. If I screwed it up it would be bad; hello Mr. Google!  Yes a quick computer search for my primary Racor filter and I had a You Tube of my exact unit there for me to watch.  Still intimidated by the project I dove in and guess what, the engines started.  Turns out these Racor filters were very dirty so I decided to then change the secondary filters located on the engines themselves.  This is trickier since the next stop is the engine itself and any contaminate (mainly water) or air introduced into the system and all my hard work on the Racor's would be for naught.  Ok so back to my friend Mr. Google, but guess what nothing that looked like my engine model so I went and took pictures with my trusty iPhone6 of the parts involved; see, you have to use a pump to pump the air out whilst pumping the fuel in and 'turn me' or 'pump here' wasn't labeled anywhere.  Then through the magic of the interweb and Facebook I posted my questions and pictures on an owners group of our manufacturer and I got two different versions of how to do it, one with pictures and arrows with a paragraph (not on the back <again if you know you know>) describing the process.  Once the motion of the ocean (not related to #5) calmed down I decided to tackle it and guess what, it didn't work; hmmm.  A quick call to my buddy John on S/V Marilyn and he dinghied over and showed me what I did wrong and we got the port engine working and then after he left I did starboard.  "I have always depended on the kindness of strangers." It was while working on the starboard engine I noticed a spring dangling and figured it was not a good thing so looked around, found where it had broken off and with string, chewing gum, and a bobby pin….no, no, a trip to Ace Hardware and I was able to find something close that I could modify to work.  I still have no idea what the spring does but it is there to do it now.  Oil changes are pretty straight forward  and happen every 100 hours for the engines and 200 hours for the generator, why, well because "a diesel loves its oil, like a sailor loves his rum, squirt."

One of the more baffling things to me when I first considered running off to sea was how do I know where I am?  Are there street signs?  Well yes there are my son, they are called the stars.  Well forget that, I have trouble keeping the names of my children straight, let along billions and billions of stars well except for the one really big one, the sun.  If all else fails I know it rises in the east and sets in the west and from there north and south are just 90 degrees away.  Yes I really want to learn celestial navigation but damn, GPS makes it so easy.  Yes sailors today have that part easier but the prudent ones still have paper chart backups and remember the sun rises in the east.   As for getting from point A to B, well if we get lost we can "just pull over and ask directions."  No we can't but where we are in the Caribbean- with a few exceptions- you can see the next island you are heading to, and,  as long as your chart plotter(s) are working, also see it electronically.   The chart plotter is like your Garmin or TomTom device you might have in your car that shows you the roads, your car on the roads, and gives you verbal directions.  The only difference with the marine chart plotter, no roads and no verbal directions.  It does give you your position on an electronic chart as well as other information, important information, such as what’s in front of you and under you so you don't run into it or up on it.

 One test of our self reliance is coming up for us here on CD.  If all goes as planned, shortly after I have posted this we will be undertaking our first real open-ocean crossing from the BVIs to St. Martin (SXM.)  Although it is just 90nm (right down the road a piece in Texas terms) it does involve us leaving at midnight from the BVIs to arrive in good daylight in SXM; this is very important.  This means sailing at night.  Along with no street signs in the ocean there are no street lights and no headlights (per-say) on a boat.  There are the stars and if you're lucky a full or partially full moon to help guide you.  The moon will be of no help to us at this time of the month so we are depending on light from the stars along with the aid of the device that has made sailors' lives far easier: GPS and the chart plotter.  We still need more but right now we have a dedicated chart plotter with the charts (maps), one on the iPad, one on the iPhone5, and if needed my iPhone3s.  We will also set a compass heading and plot our course on a paper chart via Dead Reckoning or DR.  We are both excited and nervous about what challenges we might encounter but we are sailors and you know I can't help myself, "if it's going to happen, it's going to happen out there".

Number 3: Freedom

OK, so no one is ever totally free, especially of responsibilities but sailing does allows us a certain amount of freedom that our lives on land didn't.  You are free to go where you want, so long as the weather and governments of where you want to go allow.  You are free to go when you like, well except for the weather part. But along with this "freedom" comes responsibilities.  Responsibilities to the boat, to your crew, to yourself.  If, like us, a bank owns part of your freedom then also to them.  In our case we have chosen to carry insurance (well the bank liked the idea too) so we are responsible to the insurance company who puts restrictions on where we can sail and where we have to be at certain times of the year.  I am reminded as I write of other limits on my freedom. Such as the desire to have a freezer, refrigerator, and the electricity to run all the devices I feel are really important in my life.  All of the afore mentioned items takes power supplied by batteries charged by either the sun (it's raining right now) or a generator (that is chugging away right now) that makes our dependence on fossil fuel greater than I might wish.    

There are limits on our freedom such as how much or how effectively we want to be able to communicate with family and friends back home.  It is important that we are able to Skype with our son and talk on the phone with our daughters and fathers.  This puts restrictions on where we are or how much we have to be willing to pay for the services needed.  Freedom tied to money.  The idealist in me wants to say we can do it without any money, my wife reminds me I like to eat.  How much money does it take?  Well after the givens, insurance and boat payment, it takes as much as you have got or you want to spend.  Looking at some of the 200'+ mega yachts around us money isn't a determining issue for everyone but I know sailors living on less than $500 a month so it all comes down to making your choices.   There is a saying; 'go small, go now' that promotes a very simple existence on the water.  No or minimal electrical requirements, no refrigeration, no auxiliary engines or only outboard engines; this is great, if it fits your dream.  

My point of this being, freedom isn't always free and can come with restrictions and responsibilities.  However, when you are at the wheel or tiller of your boat, and it's just you and your mate and the sound of the wind and water, well that's a feeling of freedom you have to experience.  At the end of the day when sailing into that one particular harbor to set the hook or grab a mooring and once everything is stowed away and shut down and you stand there looking around at the sandy beach, palm trees and gin clear water that’s a certain feeling of freedom that is worth all the cost.  And when in that one particular harbor the jerk in the mega yacht complete with jet skis and rock concert sound system blasting some gosh-awful thump-thump music(?) you are also free to move your floating home to another harbor.   You can also try to get yourself invited onboard his boat to enjoy their air conditioning and fancy food along with drinks with ice in them.  Of course there is also the freedom (within the social mores of the island country you are at) to wear as many clothes or as few clothes as you wish.   To quote one of our kids' babysitters "be naked, be free!"  We are still warming up to that concept but on a long ocean crossing; hmm, we'll see just how free we will be.
So I leave # 3 Freedom with lyrics that are as true for us as any written:
           
When the sun's at his back                                                                                                     
And the wind's in his face                                                                                                            
It's just him at the wheel.                                                                                                      
He wouldn't take a million for the                                                                                         
way it makes him feel.
            Boats                                                                                                                                                   Vessels of freedom                                                                                                                                  Harbors of Healing                                                                                                                             Boats

You either get it or you don't.  Thanks Kenny Chesney




Number 2: Change in Lifestyle

It should go without saying that living on the water is different than living on land.  I am not talking about those fancy houseboats in Sleepless In Seattle but living on a truly mobile home on a very fluid surface.  The real change for us however was that we went from a 3,800 square foot home to a few hundred foot catamaran.  Somehow though we also went from a 4 bedroom 3 bath house to a 4 bedroom (cabin) 4 bathroom (head) boat.  What there is not a lot of is storage, especially convenient storage, and added weight to a boat is a detriment to its performance and safety so the first change in our lifestyle was to have less of it.  We downsized!  Not cleaning out your closet downsizing, cleaning out your life.  We sold or gave away almost everything we had spent 35+ years together accumulating.  If you went to our estate sale there was a lot of stuff.   Still after that we had more stuff and had a garage sale and still after that we gave away or threw away more stuff that must have been important or necessary at the time until we had it down to a 5x10x10 storage locker and then it was still too much to fit on the boat.  Do we miss all that stuff?  Well sometimes yes!  Mostly that coking pan or gadget or tool you wish you had.  Has it impacted our life afloat? No, we adapt (see #4). We had too much stuff plain and simple.  All I am sure was a great deal at the time but you can't take it with you, especially on a boat. 

So what don't we need?  Well still about half the clothes we brought.  Mostly our lives are spent in shorts and t-shirts.  Some sailors live in bathing suits but I don't find them that comfortable day in and day out.  A lot of the female cruisers wear bikini bottoms and t-shirts while mostly the European men wear Speedos.  I have yet to see a suit or tie (although I kept two of my favorites) no blue blazers, but then again we don't  belong to a Yacht Club.  We do however have nice clothes and long pants for when we decide to join in at a local church service or when checking in to a country where you want to show proper respect.  I mean, they have to spend the day often in a hot uniform, so showing up in long pants, a shirt with a collar, and shoes/sandals,  is the least you can do.  So let's talk about shoes.  On the boat we seldom wear shoes.  This has led to the sanding down of the bottom of our feet by the non-slip surface on the boat.  We do have 'boat shoes', no not some fancy leather thing with tassels, no, shoes that only stay on the boat and are safe on slippery surfaces.  The reason they stay on the boat is so we don't track dirt, oil, sand, and the grime of land onto the surface of the boat and damage the finish.  The reason we sometimes wear the dedicated boat shoes on the boat, well, see Part 16, Boat Bites. Although we think we want some sneakers for exploring islands and walking about the towns, so far a good pair of sturdy sandals have sufficed.  Although we both have socks on board it has been months since I wore mine.  We do each have a jacket, well foul weather gear to be more precise.  Clean clothes becomes a combination of hand washing in an ice-chest or coin laundry or paying per-pound to have someone else wash it, so our whites aren't that white and colors are faded; oh my what to do!

What we eat (see #7) and when and how we eat has also drastically changed.  The idea of 3-squares isn't always practical.  Our food day often goes like this; breakfast: I start by making coffee, if that’s not available tea.  When Jo gets up tea and then fresh fruit if we have it and breakfast cookies (yes cookies for breakfast because I can, see #3 Freedom) or if we are lucky some fresh bread and jam or butter, or both.  In the 7 months we have been on the boat I can remember 'cooking' breakfast (besides toast in a frying pan) two times.  Once French Toast made from some stale French bread and the other, eggs for a Sunday brunch.  We like to keep it simple.  Lunch/dinner and dinner/supper are pretty fluid and are dictated by where we are and what we are doing at the time as well as how hot it is and do we really want to heat-up the boat with the stove.  We usually eat one "big" meal a day and that is often but not always in the middle of the afternoon followed by nap time.  Then for the evening meal, well this is often cheese and crackers, popcorn, or something light after the sun goes down as well as the sundowners.  It's not a hard and fast plan but more times than not, it’s the plan we follow.  We try and eat locally sourced food when we can but it is not always possible.  What I am amazed at is there is not as much fish (well that I recognize) available.  Yes I want to be able to catch and eat my dinner but in true confessions, I have only caught and released fish, I have no idea how to clean or prepare one; time to learn.  In the Caribbean you have to be careful about eating reef fish because of the toxin Ciguatera.  This covers most grouper, snapper, barracuda, amberjacks, triggerfish, parrotfish, and moray eels; so we are careful.  Now offshore it is not a problem so I am hoping to hook a mahi-mahi  on my way to SXM.  We also don't drink a lot of soda (it's expensive) and have cut way back on artificial sweeteners; baby steps! We try to be aware of how much sun we get each day.  Being a former natural redhead I still burn easily and the top of my hands often sport blisters from second degree sunburn if I am not careful.  Likewise my rapidly thinning hair allows for prime burn surface on the top of my head so I never leave without a hat. 

The biggest lifestyle change is that we have had time to slowdown.  It's not always easy to adapt to island time but we are learning.  I get embarrassed by my fellow countrymen who are pushy  or demand it be done right then, afterward complaining about the service loudly.  If you wanted it like it is back home then STAY HOME!  Way, way back in one of my first blog entries I wrote about getting started on this adventure and mentioned it began with our first trip to Abaco in the Bahamas.  We met a young couple who were commenting on the pace at which the renovations on the timeshares was happening, or not happening.  He made the bold statement that if "they" worked for him, it would be at a more efficient pace and the job would get done faster.  Yeah right buddy; their island, their rules Mon.  Later on that trip we went with some others to Treasure Cay, one of the most idyllic beaches you would ever see.  A hawser (a large rope) from a very large ship had washed up on this talcum powder white sand and the 'Big Boss' at the resort wanted it moved.  We watched as two locals tried to move it with a wheelbarrow; of course it was slow going and soon after Da Boss went inside they figured they had moved it enough for the day and went to have a beer.  We got to go back to Abaco the next year and to the same beach and damn it that hawser had now made it 10' up the beach.  That, my readers, is island time.  One cruiser calls cruising 90% boredom and 10% sheer terror; they might be right, I don't know haven't done it long enough.  I will say when things happen, they often happen very fast, but not to worry, you're in tune with your boat and you'll deal with it.  So slow down, what's the rush?  Life is short and you're going to be dead a long time!    















   
And now, I know you have all been waiting for it.  The Number One Thing That is Great about being on a boat and living the nomadic life is:

1. The Other Cruisers and Sailors You Meet

Don't get me wrong, we have some very good friends back on land, you might be one of them; no, no, not you, him.  Many of those friendships took months and years to develop and are tied to a common geography, sometimes job/school, and often church life.  The friends you make out here are made fast and the only commonality you share is that you live on or work on, or both, boats.  When we first got Caribbean Dream we lived at a dock in the middle of hurricane season.  There weren’t a lot of people around and few if any cruisers.  There were many people in the service industry who we got to know very well.  Dave and Donna who worked in Road Town and lived on their boat two slips down from us.  I am sad to say that Dave passed away a little while ago, it is a real shame.  He was one of the good guys who had stories to tell from the early days of the charter industry as well as a lot of good and free advice for this newbie, especially after I crashed CD into the dock trying to back her into her slip the first time.   He will be deeply missed by everyone who knew him.  Eight Bells Dave Romasco. We met another Dave when I was trying to back CD in the first time and he offered to help me out; thank God.  He and his wife Desiree run the charter cat S/V Majestic Sprit and although we seldom see them since they are busy with charters still they have been tremendous support as we started out.  Tim from S/V Jet Stream, another charter captain, spent two days with us on the water working on our docking and boat handling skills.  He also introduced us to Lincoln, the Yoda of boat systems who if we need something big done we move the boat to the BVI and call Lincoln.  Of course the most gracious with their time and help have been Glenn and Angela the couple from whom we bought Caribbean Dream.  In the first few weeks, ok months, of ownership I would email questions about this system or that.  There are still more I want to ask but I am trying to figure it out on my own (#4). 

What we hadn't met were other cruisers.  I had established communications with many on Facebook in the various groups and I had read stories of many of them still sailing these very waters but we hadn't met them.  No sundowners, potlucks, outings, or buddy boats on a crossing.  In all honesty, I didn't know how that all worked.  We had a couple if false starts getting off the dock due to repairs that sprung up (see Part 15) and had finally made it to Honeymoon Bay off Water Island in the USVI shortly before Christmas.  There seemed to be a community of people who lived on boats which were flagged from all over the planet.  One day I had posted a question on one of the USVI Cruisers FB pages about anchoring in another bay and was getting all kinds of advice.  That morning a guy in a dinghy showed up and introduced himself, Tom of Tom & Pay on S/V Lone Star; which just happens to be the same make and model cat as CD.  He gave me additional information on the anchorage I had asked about and gave us some valuable information.  He told us to meet other cruisers, just go up in your dinghy and knock on their boat and introduce yourself; pretty simple.  Well neither of us are exceptionally outgoing but we could warm up to the idea. (All that "stranger danger" and "don't make eye contact" safety stuff we taught the kids infected us too.)  One day after we were out sailing we came back to Honeymoon Bay and after a failed attempt or two finally got the anchor to set.  We ended up still closer to another boat than we had wanted so I went over in my dinghy to ask the captain, Eric, how much chain they had out.  You see, it is best if you and your neighbor have close to the same amount of anchor chain/rode out in case the wind shifts and you start spinning around you all spin inside similar sized circles.  We chatted and he thought we were fine.  We also chatted about other things, one being the island of St. Croix where we were thinking about going, and about fishing.  He said he would come over the next morning and we could look at the chart and visit some more which we did.  A couple days later we saw him and his wife, Lynne, as we dinghied back to our boat and they invited us over to their boa S/V Amarula for sundowners later along with some of their other cruiser friends.  Asked what to bring and we learned 'whatever you want to drink'.  (When we got there we learned to also bring something to share as a snack; note taken.)  That night we met three other couples who were anchored in Honeymoon Bay,  Janice and Don of S/V Plane To Sea; Pat and Bridget on S/V Kioni; John and Sue on S/V Marilyn and had a great time.  One of the couples (Janice and Don) were from Texas with a Texas Tech conection; Janice was even from Whiteright where my brother and his wife used to live, talk about your small world!  The next day we all went snorkeling and followed that by watching the Dallas Cowboys trounce the Washington Redskins at a beach bar there at Honeymoon.   I found out that another cruiser I had only met through Facebook was due into Honeymoon; Christina of Mark & Christina of S/V Rainbow  We eventually met Christina and Mark on New Years' Eve on our boat as we partied on CD along with 15 other people.  ( We joke that monohull sailors make friends with catamaran owners so they have a big platform for a party!) All of those we have met have far more experience than we do and have been a source of great inspiration, advice, and stories.  They are from different countries and backgrounds but little is discussed of our past lives.  Christina had been through a horrific experience in Union Island West Indies (WI)  and came out the other side continuing to cruise and meet new people; I don't think I have met many stronger than her.  On New Year's day part of the group, us included, made for STJ and Maho Bay as Christmas Winds (high sustained winds and gusts lasting for several days) were predicted and Maho was a great place to ride them out.  Of course we all had a great time, helped each other out with projects and enjoyed sundowners together and met other cruisers; Wes & Karen of S/V Tropical Division.  There were Birthday parties where we met fascinating people, beach potlucks, hikes, and trips to town.   Now each time we arrive in an anchorage we look for the boats we recognize an if we don't know any, well we are getting braver about introducing ourselves.  As of this writing our original group has split up with one in STX, two in SXM, some of us here in STT, and one in the Bahamas.  We are all looking for the next weather window and adventure and any morning you might wake up and someone you had dinner with the night before might have gotten that window and taken off.  Many we will meet up with again in Granada this summer to ride out hurricane season. When it comes down to our boats we all make our own decisions and seldom move as a group, although that's allowed and kinda of fun too. 

Right now we are anchored 20m or so from John & Sue on S/V Marilyn who we have become particularly close to.  Within the next 60 days they plan to head out for Columbia then Panama and eventually through the canal and across the Pacific and off to Sue's home in Australia.  We will leave here in three or four days (weather permitting) for SXM and may not see them for years if at all, but if/when we do, we will most likely take up where we left off with a few more stories to tell.   This network of friends/cruisers, all sharing the same joys, fears, frustrations, and successes will stay with us wherever we go thanks to computer communications.  For me, I think the number one thing I have learned from them all is that it was hard for them too, especially the first year.  We have ceased to be known as Fred & Jo Christoffel but rather Fred & Jo of S/V Caribbean Dream.  We have a collection of Boat Cards complete with the first names of boat crews and the name and picture of their boat.  We now have our own Boat Cards (works in progress) and have to remember to carry them with us when we meet new people.  If there was something missing in the new life we had undertaken it was this, the network of likeminded people all living in a piece of fiberglass on a big beautiful sea. 

People and Friends We Have Met (So Far)







































OK!  There you have it our Top Ten List of Things That Are Great about being on a boat and living the nomadic lifeNothing scary, no blood or danger, just what makes up 90% of our life now.  It is a great life so far but not without both ups and downs.  No, it's is not all rum drinks and palm trees but no one's is.  I will say however, that spending the winter in shorts a t-shirt with shoes optional ain't half bad even on one of those 10% days.  So if you find yourself in the neighborhood, come knock on our hull, say hi and enjoy a sundowner while watching the greatest show on water.


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Tuesday, February 3, 2015

Part 16; Where Did That Blood Come From!

Boat Bites, Lizards on da Boat Getting Boat Bites, Slippin' and Slidin' on da Ice, No Way to Call 911

OK so that's not exactly what Jimmy wrote but I thought we would continue our discussion from last time (Part 15) regarding breakdowns.  No not the mechanical ones but the physical ones.  So the title for Part 16 is: "Where did that blood come from?"  I am reminded that things are not as they might appear to those on the outside or in authority.  I recall a visit to the ER with my youngest daughter after her mother and I discovered she had removed the "childproof" lid to a bottle of Robitussin with Codeine in her room and ingested how much of it we weren’t sure so off dad goes to the ER with an exceptionally high toddler.  This is the cue for another Joni Mitchell lyric: "I heard little children were supposed to sleep tight, so that why I got into the Vodka one night.  My parents were frantic didn't know what to do, but I saw some crazy scenes before I came to. I may have been only three but I was swinging"  As I say, we didn't know how much she drank but it was a full moon Friday night so the ER was hopping when we arrived complete with a local gangbanger who was being escorted in with arm and leg irons which prompted our high-child started singing  Jingle Bells; much to amusement of the local police.  All was well and good, stomach was getting pumped, daughter number two was numb to it all, until I was deemed an unfit parent and Child Protective Services came to visit me in the ER to see if I was fit to take this precocious toddler home.  After talking to the doctors, nurses, and my daughter either I was deemed fit or they thought 'better him than us'.    I tell this story for two reasons; one because its entertaining and that is always good to be, and second, because I live in fear of someone seeing all the bruises on my wife and calling the police on me for hitting her.

Living on a boat things break, bruise, and bleed, and I'm talking about people parts here.  What inspired me to delve into this subject was the other morning (ok it was weeks ago I might procrastinate a bit) when I looked down and wondered just where that blood came from and whose was it?  Living on a boat on the ocean everything is in constant motion.  Even at anchor you are rocking gently side to side and fore/aft from water moving underneath you.  Sometimes things are moving in more than one direction at a time.  Living on a catamaran the motion, especially underway, can be even more sudden and best described as "herky-jerky" often very rapid, if predictable, lunging.  On a monohull I assume there are similar challenges with more of a "plunging" motion while heeled over at 20-30 degrees.  At least in a cat you are being thrown around on a relatively level (5 degree heel at most) plane.  Sometimes where you go to put your foot down isn't there anymore or better said your relationship to that is not the same at the end of the action as it was at the beginning.  Ones center-of-gravity also has a lot to do with your ability to move around.  The closer to the ground perhaps the better; you'd have to ask Jo about that.  Then there are those of us who are vertically challenged: too damn tall.  Paraphrasing (badly) Frank Lloyd Wright was reported to say of tall people that they were weeds and should be cut off at the knees, or something like that.  He was a short but talented little cuss.  Being on the tall side, sailboats pose additional challenges in addition to the motion and only on the bigger (i.e. more expensive) of vessels is there adequate headroom throughout.  At the very least, the doorways built into bulkheads are low clearance and not to much more than 24" wide so you learn to duck.  If you don’t then the top of your head looks like a battle ground.  Good news though, you are so tall that few people see it.  Bad news though, you feel it.  On Caribbean Dream there is good headroom, not great but good.  For example I can only stand erect in 75% of the galley/salon, when near the sink I need to slouch, something us tall people are very good at.  The heads (bathrooms) that double as the shower only allow full headroom when my head is directly under the overhead hatch and it is open.  So when taking a shower I lean against the wall, something else tall people are good at.  This is the way it is and when I forget the rules the boat takes a bite.  There are a lot of different levels on a boat as well.  The big trend in new catamaran design is to make the transitions from one area to another flat with few or no steps.  For Leopard's, that trend came about with the model that followed this one; no really, so on CD there are lots of levels, some of which are quite steep, not paying attention, boat takes a bite.  Sometimes that bite is out of your chin, sometimes your face if you fall flat on it, and sometimes your bum if you fall on it.  One of the nice things about living on a boat is that shoes are seldom worn aboard.  If you come to visit we will request that you take your flip-flops off before you board.  This is more practical than just the idea of the romantic barefooted sailor.  Stuff, oil, sand, dirt, grime, etc., tracked onboard gets ground into the fiberglass coating of the decks and can lead to costly repairs.  Now Jo and I do wear shoes onboard often during passages or in rough weather but those shoes have never seen the dirt of a city street or the sand of a distant beach.  I must admit, from time to time I miss shoes.  I miss my cowboy boots and my comfy sneakers, but for the most part bare feet are fine.  However, there are lots of things on deck designed to allow you to dock and secure the boat and to sail the boat.  These things are called  jammer cleats, horn cleats,  blocks, toe rails, etc.; oh yes, then there are all the lines and sheets (ropes) that run everywhere, each with one real function and one subversive function.  The real function is to control the boat, the subversive is to work with the boat to trip you, catch you, or stub your exposed toes, exposed because you are not wearing shoes.  In other words, take a bite out of you.  Some of these bites are merely painful but some are downright dangerous.  Take for example a 1/2-5/8" line whipping around in a 20kt wind getting caught under your chin or around your neck, that might be one boat bite too many.  Now that is rare, but you learn quickly to always respect the power of the wind.   Yes, I know this from first-hand, or should I say head experience.  Jo had a nasty boat bite the other day when bringing in (furling) a whipping line and her hand and arm got caught between the winch and the line.  Then there is chain.  Thankfully the only chain you have to deal with which is the one hooked to the anchor, but it is as dangerous or more, than anything else onboard; they call em' Chainsaws.   There is 300 feet of 3/8" HT G4 chain hooked to the anchor on CD.  It usually is controlled by a powerful electric winch called a windlass, and runs beneath the front deck so is fairly contained and untouchable.  The chain however can jam, slip, freewheel, twist, etc. and often your first inclination is to try to grab it; DON'T!  Are you fond of your fingers and hand?  Then don’t touch the chain!  We have had all the chain freewheel off the windlass on a charter boat before.  On CD the chain occasionally jumps off the windlass and jams.  At those times you just let it go until you can secure it and then go back and fix the problem.  Now it is common to place your open, flat hand on top of the chain when setting the anchor so that you can feel whether the anchor is bouncing on the bottom or biting into the seabed, but we never grab it or get our hands in a place where they can be caught.   See, chain is heavy.  Our chain weighs 153lbs per-100 feet and we have 300' of it.  Add to that the anchor.  We currently have a 55lb anchor but are in the process of replacing it with an 85lb anchor.  This is a boat bite you would carry the scar of for a long time so if ever on CD or another boat be darned careful!

Cooking can present a challenge as when you are being tossed around it is not a time to perfect that special meal that requires hot liquids.  I hear tales of folks on monohulls that wear leather aprons and tie themselves into the galley to cook.  Luckily on a catamaran things aren't quite that bad but we avoid hot liquids when it gets really bad.  And we eat a LOT of sandwiches. 
Other sources of boat bites: well, falling things (not just you).  Your working conditions are rife with boat biting potential.  The two main areas where most of the plumbing connections are located on Caribbean Dream are little more than coffin-size closets behind the toilets stuffed full of pipes, pumps, fittings, and tanks all held together with zip-ties and metal hose clamps, all with the sharp ends exposed in such a manner as to poke you in the head or take a bite out of your finger while working on that fitting or another close by. They are also designed in such a manner as to require you to always take two systems apart to get to the third you need to work on, all of which you do, stretched out over the bowl, hanging down on your head, with one leg wedged beside the toilet for balance: an environment teeming with pit-vipers of boat biters.  Then there are the other senses often under attack.   On Caribbean Dream there are 4 of everything in terms of living accommodations, four berths (beds), four head/shower areas each with several pumps to bring in fresh or salt water and take it out again.  In one of the four showers, the pump designed to take the used water out had died; no problem, replace it (if you can find a replacement).   Access to said bad pump requires you to take the drain hose off the "poop tank" or holding tank.  This is a boat bite of a special variety and so if you come visit us we will have a long discussion about marine heads and how we must never do anything that might clog them.   There are more hoses on a boat than anything else and failure to secure those hoses can lead to some unpleasant results, namely the outside water coming in and you going swimming.  Each hose therefore has one, usually two, hose clamps at each end.  If you work on your car or the plumbing in your home you are familiar with these.  Hose clamps on a boat however must be made out of good quality stainless steel to retard rust.  Ordinary Stainless Steel is not stainless, it  will rust.  But the problem with the good clamps made out of high quality 316 SS is that they are 3-4 times more expensive than the ones you get at Auto Zone or Home Depot, but they do not rust away "as fast", and they can be in short supply as in the right size clamp totally unavailable just when you need it, so a cheap-o might be your only option.  CD has a collection of both types and I am working at changing the lesser quality ones for the better ones, but often 'if it ain't broke (yet) don't mess with it!'  Now you are asking, 'what does this have to do with boat bites?', well my dear reader, the end of the clamp strap (tag end) is sharp and usually rusty and always sticking out in such a way as to remove a little of your epidural layer and free the blood that is flowing through you.  I now judge plumbing and engine projects by how much blood or how many new cuts I have at the end of it.  Then there's the sneaky, rat-bastard of the boat biters, zip ties.  Oh come on you say, how can something so innocent and helpful as a zip tie hurt you, they even come in colors!  Well to make your work neat and tidy in a confined space you need to trim off the long end that you pull through, the tag end.  That leaves the locking stub and a now-sharpened tip of exposed nylon sticking out that is sure to bite your head as you lean down into the plumbing closet to add to the other nicks and scars you already have.

Moving on to the family car, your dinghy.  Boat bite city!  OK, so you got this floating, bobbing vessel that you have to step off your boat into, or off the dinghy dock into, or from the bobbing and weaving  dinghy  off to a relatively stationary boat or dock, or try to land on the beach and keep from slipping and getting sucked under it.  Although dinghy falls are often funny to watch in the same way someone slipping on a banana peel is, there is that 'groan' moment at the end when the fall or slip results in a thud.  I sported a big bruise on my ass for a while when I slipped and fell on said ass whilst pulling my dinghy onto shore.  Jo got sucked under the dinghy when the dink turned sideways while we were landing it in rough conditions.  In both cases we were ok, and in both cases there was an audience to enjoy the show.  We have a friend on another boat who shall remain nameless who has made a career out of falling off our boat while trying to get into his dinghy.  (In all fairness, rum was involved those times.)  Jo has taken a header while getting into ours once, landing hip first on the big hard padlock on the floor that left quite a mark. And you always arrive at your destination wet.  There's even a term for it, it's called dinghy butt. 


Of course there are other hazards on a boat.  Falling from the rigging when ascending or descending the mast; bad.  Getting hit in the head with the boom; harder to do on a big boat.  The non-skid on boats usually offers pretty secure footing when the boat is dry and not moving -which is never- and the part that is not non-skid is slicker than snot when wet (always).  Yes if you work at it you can get chopped-up in a prop or caught in the engines' fan belt,  but that’s' usually Darwin Award material.  You can break bones or tear something, but thankfully those are the exception and are usually associated with a bigger event.  Of course if you are a klutz, like me, then Aleve is your best friend and ice packs are mandatory.  Yes we have three first aid kits on board and a surgical stapler and…oh crap, my crown just came off my tooth!  Well sometimes there's just bad luck; now where's that 3-M 5200 adhesive, I need to glue my tooth back in. And except for the tooth, you get used to it, your equilibrium adjusts, you anticipate the motion, and eventually, you feel weird on hard unmoving ground, not on the water.


A FEW examples of things that can bite:


TOE STUBBERS






 CHAIN-GER DANGER


WATCH THAT (THOSE) LEVEL CHANGES & THRESHOLD 



CUT ME SCRAPE ME MAKE ME BLEED


TOO TALL CAPTAIN 





OK So I did not show blood and gore but this boo-boo on my knee happened to resemble a map of the BVIs where we were sailing when it happened.  Not Jesus on toast but it's all I got. 





Sunday, December 14, 2014

PART 15, or - Lizards On Ice sing: "I Got The Low-Down, Breakdown, Boatyard Blues"

Part 15:

"These are the times that try men's souls"  OK, so I know this wasn't first penned by a boat owner but it could have been.  Up until now I have been writing this sporadic blog somewhat chronologically, or at least the way I remembered it.  This time I am grouping all the items under the single subject irrespective of chronology ( I put all those big words in for my editor) and memory. 

I Got The Low-Down, Breakdown, Boatyard Blues; and on the flip-side Money!  To quote my musical muse, Jimmy Buffett: "Now don't get me wrong, this is not a sad song. Just events that I have happened to witness."  S/V Caribbean Dream is a 10 year old boat and things do break even on new boats.  Saltwater is a harsh environment and the stresses placed on mechanical and manual systems are tremendous, but really….UNCLE!  When it comes to maintenance and repairs there are several types.  First, scheduled, i.e. the oil on the two auxiliary engines gets changed every 150 hours and the generator every 200 hours.  That you see coming and can plan for it.  Then there is annual or semi-annual maintenance.  Bottom paint, changing impellers, belts, fuel filters, and washing and waxing, although washing is more of, or should be a weekly occurrence, for example.    Then there are unexpected repairs/expenses some of which can represent an emergency, some merely an inconvenience.  These are the ones that you don't always see coming and as such hit your pocket book hard; very hard.  Finally there are upgrades or refits that don't necessarily need to be done but it would make life easier.

We will leave scheduled maintenance for now and start with annual maintenance, and that takes us to the boatyard.  We hired a captain to help us move CD to the Nanny Cay lift since my last experience with backing into a slip was so disastrous.  While there, the plan was to deal with some annual, some unexpected, and some desired upgrades. First and foremost was bottom paint or antifouling paint applied below the waterline to retard marine growth such as algae and barnacles. There is great debate on the subject of what is the best paint and its eco friendliness or lack thereof.  One thing is for certain, it is expensive paint and you want to or have it done right.  We decided to take the advice of the boatyard manager and use a product banned in the upper 48 and add some tin booster to it for good measure.  Since we did not know what we were doing we decided to have it "professionally" applied.  The process is messy, and involved sanding off or roughing up the old paint (I am still finding black paint dust almost 4 months later.)  Of course there was this add-on and that add-on and why not add washing the salt residue off the underside and scraping the props while I am at it.  I will say it did look nice when finished, but here 4 months later not only is it (the paint) chipping off there are sections where it has worn away completely; so much for 18 months of service as promised, but it was "professionally" applied.  Several days before the haul out…  I should stop here and talk about the haul out.  This is a process where they but two large straps under your boat and then a big lift does just that, lifts your boat out of the water.  This lift is on four very large wheels and the driver then takes your home/boat out of the water and it is pressure washed to get the growth (slime, barnacles, etc) off the bottom before it is moved over to the yard where it is placed up on blocks.  Kind of like the car you were perpetually working on as a teenager or the Junker across the street that will never run again.  Whichever analogy works, it looks like the Big Bad Wind might just huff and puff it down.  It is also a good 15 feet off the ground so climbing up into it is a pucker inducing exercise; well at least for this old fat guy. 

At the point it is in the yard the afore mentioned "professionals" began to do their thing on the bottom.  Oh yes, several days before the haul out I noticed water in the port bilge, and it was salty tasting.  Remember your mom telling you not to put that in your mouth, well the fastest way to tell what kind of liquid it is and where it might be coming from is to taste it.  This is especially special when there is fuel in the water; more to come on that one.  As I said, this tastes salty and with a boat in the ocean the salty tasting stuff is supposed to be on the outside of the boat or on the rim of your margarita.  So I contracted one of the maintenance companies to check all of the thru hull fittings.    These are holes in you watertight boat below the waterline; you know, where the wet stuff is.  Well, they went through each one and determined I needed to replace two of the shutoff valves called seacock's that allow you to shut off the flow of water if the hose connected to it fails, thus eliminating the eventual filling of your home/boat with its surrounding environment.  OK worthy investment, and guess what, to replace the seacocks you also need to replace the actual thru hull fitting that goes through the hull of the boat.  I watched and learned and two grand later I had 2 new seacock's and thru hulls ( there are 14 on our boat total) but they were "professionally" done so of course they leaked because the "professionals" did not tighten the interior hose clamps and once in the water they leaked and had to be tightened.  I did get to observe the process and see the hull construction of CD when they ripped the old thru hulls out.  I have never been a fan of balsa core boats (guess I crashed too many of those cheep balsa airplanes as a kid), one of which CD is, but I must say the thickness of the hull and the outer layer of fiberglass was impressive.  For those not sure what I am talking about, in the old days when boats were made of wood there were the wooden ribs of the hull and then planks fitted tightly together and when the boat went into the water the planks swelled and the hull below the waterline was watertight(ish).  Above the waterline they were often painted with pitch to seal the planks.  In modern fiberglass boats there are many ways to construct the hull, one popular way being an inside layer of fiberglass then a core material like end-grain balsa or foam and then an outer layer of fiberglass all squeezed together (vacuum bagging) or sometimes hand laid up.  For those of you who are boat people, please don’t have a tizzy over this over simple explanation, rife with over simplifications, it's not a technical blog after all.  Well all-in-all, CD's hull looked to the uninformed new boat owner very solid and has given me no reason to question it since.  Even after I bumped the starboard keel over a reef that was mislabeled on the chart.  Think skinned knee.    

So to recap; bottom job underway, new seacock's and thru hulls in process.  For those keeping score that's boatyard up $8K, me down that same amount.   The one big thing I wanted to have happen while there,  were needed engine access ports created.  If you go back an entry or two I talk about the engine access on the Leopard 45/47 which is fine if you are very short, very limber, and very skinny.  Which of those apply to me?…..yup-0.  So before we even thought of considering a Leopard I researched the possibility of cutting away part of the  area under the aft berths to gain access from above instead of just through the furthest aft outside hatches that are located on the steps up from the water to the main deck; these are called the sugar scoops. The designed access is for you to go into the sugar scoop and crawl through another removable hatch into an enclosed and hot engine room.  Now I will say that access to engine rooms and space allotted them are usually not high on a designer of a charter boats' mind.  The point is comfort for the charterers who will not be working on the boats, that’s for the mechanics in the yard to do and they are paid to be miserable.  So I needed to make sure that opening the area over the engine and under the aft mattress would be structurally safe.  I talked to several people on several web sites and most importantly on the Leopard Owners Group. I found in the archives a brief email from the original designer of the boat: the word was that it was ok to do and would not damage the structure of the vessel if you did the following, and went on to list some parameters that I made note of. I emailed the person who surveyed the boat and he gave me the name of a person in the boatyard who would do an excellent job, so I contacted him.  He came and looked at the project and made some suggestions in how it could be done and even though the boat was up on blocks right outside of his shop that was pretty much the last time I saw him until November when we had to go into a marina to deal with a fuel tank problem.  Several days later I got an email from his wife wanting to know if we still needed the work done.  Let's see, August to November, you might be good enough to wait for a few weeks for but almost 4 months for, no.  I think I'll answer her email in March.  Luckily the person the previous owners had watching the boat knows a lot of the trades people in the BVI and was able to hook us up with a carpenter to do our hatches a few weeks after the boat was back in the water.  It was supposed to happen during the three weeks we were back in the States so of course it took five, you know, Island Time Mon.  They do however provide easy access to the engine rooms and are sturdily made so you can only open half of them if you are only checking oil, coolant, etc.  But, back to the boatyard saga, the last big thing on the haul out list was to fix the water maker.  For a number of reasons  I won't go into here, the watermaker, a magical device that using diesel, multiple filters,  and high-pressure turns sea/saltwater into drinkable fresh water.  You need the diesel to run the generator to power the watermaker and it makes water at a rate of about 50 gallons an hour.  The generator burns about 1/2 gallon an hour at about $5.00 a gallon so by island rates it is pretty cheap water, and very tasty too.  The watermaker was finally looked at just as we were put back in the water and about to head back to our marina slip and the problem was determined and parts were ordered and a week or so later we could make water…  just not in the marina where we were tied up since that local bay water was/is near toxic.

Thus ends our first haul out experience.  Oh yes, I should mention how the pricing works down here.  There is the boatyard itself.  Their rates are pretty straight forward; it's x-amount for a haul out, this amount for a bottom wash, and so on.  If you have the yard buy the supplies it is more than if you buy them yourself so you set up an account at the chandlery (boat stuff store) and get a slight discount and it's off to the races.  Then there are the trades persons in the yard.  For example, my docking boo-boo needed to be fixed and I found a similar one on the other side, that I didn't do, so I go to the painter whose prices are not so fixed and he provides me a quote "range"; well you know how that works out so just plan for the top of the range.  Next there is contracting the yard workers to do the work the yard would pay them for but charge you more for, adding their percentage.  This usually is facilitated by a third party, in this case the guy watching our boat who became our "go-to" guy for skilled labor.  He would introduce you to yard person "A" and they would have a quick conversation in the local dialect I have not nor will ever master.  Then your "go-to" guy leaves and tells you that you and person "A" will have to talk about a price; ok there's really no talking, you're given the price and agree or not to have the work done. Then once you agree person "A" has person "B" or "C" or more do the work.  On the positive side, you directly help the local economy and get work done maybe a little cheaper.  On the downside, you best be on them like a hawk because if they don't do the work to your liking you have little to no recourse; what are you going to do go complain to the yard?  Boatyards also have unwritten rules, like you use the boatyard approved labor not outside contractors.  Like any unwritten rule there are ways around that, that's what your "go-to" guy (ours was an outside contractor) is there for.

You might ask, "Lizards, do you stay on the boat during all this work?"  Hell NO says the wife!  It is hot, windless, and dirty so you get a hotel, usually located at or near the yard and run the air-conditioning at full and take long hot showers. Now at some yards you can stay on the boat, and if you have shore power so at least you have your refrigeration and fans, and especially if you are doing the work yourself you can and often do stay on the boat, but the boatyard at Nanny Cay was also a place boats go to ride out the hurricane season so abundant cooling breeze in there is not desirable.  Neither were restrooms, shower facilities, power, or water so hotel it was.  All good things must come to an end, so the saying goes. There are many reasons for this, one is your holiday is up and it's time to go back to work or maybe it's because the money is gone.  Well in our case the work was mostly done and more money would be gone if we didn't get the boat back in the water so the painful process of watching them strap up our boat and take her off the chocks and move her begun.  There is a lot of angst in this and you ask yourself certain questions like, did all the thru hulls and associated hoses really get reattached?  Yup that's a big one.  Well she went in and our "go-to guy" helped us start the systems up.  First the generator so the watermaker guy could determine what was wrong.  Now the generator is just another diesel engine and is cooled by sea water being pumped in past its version of a radiator and then expelled, so no water coming out of the boat means no water coming in which means you generator will overheat and if left long enough your wallet will be considerably lighter.  So you guessed it, started the genny and no water came out, the temp gage did shoot up so we quickly turned it off.  After some quick assessment we primed all the engine pumps and water came in and went out properly and it was off to the fuel dock, only problem is we lost our watermaker guy.   He eventually came over to the fuel dock and did a preliminary assessment and went away to meet us later at our slip in our, for now, home marina.  So off we went back to Village Cay, new bottom paint, two new thru hull fittings and seacocks but still no engine access and no watermaker.  When we got back to Village Cay a fellow Leopard owner came down and commiserated regarding the cost but explained it thusly:  'buying a boat is just the entrance ticket to the carnival after that you have to pay for each ride'.

As I said, not all of the work we needed done had been done but over the course of the next two months the engine accesses were finally completed  and new and more expensive rides at carnival were to be experienced.  One involved our starboard fuel tank developing a leak when it was full of 78 gallons of diesel and to make things worse (really they can always get worse) we were in St. John, a National Park, in the U.S.V.I so had we had dumped any of our fuel the fine would have been exorbitant.  We made it back to the B.V.I., not 15nm from where we were but where there is no EPA and found a marina near where the guy who has become our "go-to" engine/mechanical/electrical guy, is located.  Several days later we had a new bottom welded on the fuel tank and the ride on the tilt-o-wheel was over… until next time. 

Well we are now sitting in a perfectly lovely anchorage off Water Island U.S.V.I.  in a bay the locals call Honeymoon Bay.  If you like 'Lizards on Ice'  on Facebook or follow me on Facebook you have seen some of the spectacular sunsets witnessed from this bay.   We had planned to be in St. Croix by now or even St. Maarten but when anchored in 45' of water off Norman Island in the B.V.I., where I needed to put out at least 200' of the 300' of chain I have attached to the anchor, somewhere past foot 120 was a lot of rust, I mean 'turn the water rust red and rusty flakes of metal were flying off' rust, so we needed a new chain.  Now you can't or shouldn't  run out to Home Depot for this kind of chain and it is expensive, no tilt-o-whirl kind of expensive or like a rollercoaster but we had a guy recommended by the former owner and another sailing friend we have met here and I gave him a call.  Now this guy and his warehouse could fill a whole season of 'Hoarders' and he has turned out to be a most fascinating person, but the size of chain I needed 300' of he had just cut his last 300' piece the day before I called him; no problem, more should be here in 10 days.  Well you guessed it that was 20 days ago but no worry, maybe tomorrow.  In the mean time we picked up a new family car a.k.a. a dingy smaller than the old one that Jo can easily drive and have enjoyed some lovely sunsets and met some more fascinating people.  At the time I am writing this it is 11 days before Christmas and we have some decorations up and are getting into the spirit and getting into the spirits, come on it is the Caribbean and are excited by what 2015 will hold in store.  More tickets for rides at the carnival, but I might also beat the barker at the sideshow games and win a big stuffed parrot!
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to my land based and seagoing friends, and to leave with a thought from Jimmy Buffett:  Ho-Ho-Ho and a bottle of rum, Santa's runoff to the Caribbean!

How to get 17.7 tons out of the water.  A real "pucker" moment

Blocked up  and ready for action

Prep for paint, prop still to be cleaned

I just kept telling myself, professionals did it


The often mentioned thru hulls

Thursday, October 30, 2014

Part 14: Be Careful What You Ask For

Before we start, you might notice a change in the title to include Just A Couple Of Lizards On Ice
Lizards on Ice was to be the name of the Dean 440 we first thought of buying but wisely walked away from.  When we bought Caribbean Dream the name fix and besides, to remove from everywhere in the boat as superstition dictates would have been a pain in the ass so we stayed with Caribbean Dream.  However, we are still like Lizards on Ice totally out of our element trying desperately to gain our footing as we adjust to our new life on the water.  If you are on Facebook please go and like the Lizards On Ice page where I post frequent and unedited comments.  OK, lets get going:

When we left this adventure we had bought a boat, so all that really needs to be said is we sailed off into endless bliss where life is simply swinging on the hook, sipping tropical drinks, and enjoying cool breezes as we sail carefree from anchorage to anchorage.  At this point some of you are saying "ok, I buy it, I want it";  anyone who has owned and day sailed a boat are saying " maybe but…,"  and those who live on a boat are calling " Bull-s*^#!"  Living on a boat, especially as complicated a boat as this one, is hard.  I think the ideal boat owner is no more than 5' tall (except their arm can stretch to the deepest bilge,) weighs just enough to keep from getting blown off the deck, has an in-depth knowledge of anything mechanical, plumbing and electrical,  is a wiz with all technology, and is double or triple jointed.  Oh, I missed one, has an endless, I mean endless supply of cash.  If you know me, you know I am none of those things, but with enough cash you can sometimes hire someone who at least knows what they are doing or is double-jointed.  Now before we proceed, lest you think I am complaining (maybe I vex a little) I will quote a saying about fishing that applies equally to boats, and that is: a bad day of fishing beats a good day at work anytime!

There was a movie back in the 80's called 'The Education of Rita'; I never saw it but somehow remember the title; well this is 'the education of Fred & Jo.'  Moving on to the Caribbean Dream and attempting to not make it a Caribbean Nightmare is an ongoing process.  First there was surviving the paperwork maze that was involved and continues.  Then there was actually closing the sale and getting the keys. Next comes figuring out how to turn an ex-charter boat into a home and of course what is all this stuff and what does it do and its corollary; why isn't all this stuff doing what it should be doing?  Sorry, I forgot one; is there supposed to be water in there?   So one by one we are tackling these things, learning the answer to questions and learning what questions to ask.  OK so paper work.  As a former Chairman of a University Department I am overly familiar with the concept of paperwork and it is nonetheless frustrating in the tropics, or maybe wetter is all.  We hired a person to handle the paperwork involved with the close of the boat and the documentation of the vessel.  To set the stage, the paperwork guru is in Nebraska, the current owners were riding out a hurricane in Hawaii, our broker's office is in Philadelphia, we were sitting in a hotel in Road Town BVI mere steps from the boat that was sitting peacefully in her slip in the marina.  To complicate matters further, the boat was registered as an LLC in a foreign country owned by U.S. citizens.  Now none of this is unique to anyone involved with the process except us who were now significantly poorer in our bank account and as ok as it was, were tired of the hotel.  Daily we checked, and daily we got "maybe tomorrow" as an answer; this is a phrase we will become intimately familiar with.  So once we knew the funds had transferred we moved our stuff onto the boat (well outside in the cockpit) and waited for the keys.  Needless to say, we got the keys and opened the boat and that’s when it hit me, I am, no sorry, WE are responsible for this, all of this!  If it breaks, we are the ones who fix it or pay to have it fixed and while I felt comfortable fixing a house on land, in a house surrounded by water my comfort level was somewhat less, a lot less.  This is an important fact to consider if you are thinking about following the thorny path we have taken.  All the skills you may have developed working on your house or building scenery mean very little on a boat.  While that is a bit of an overstatement, at least you know how easy it is fix on land but on the water you have to factor in that if you do it wrong your home may sink.   One of the former owners, who both have been a great source of help and information,  told me I would be overwhelmed at first; she was underselling it!

Caribbean Dream was and is a well maintained boat but we found little things that needed attention as well as regular scheduled maintenance items that needed to be done or a part that is not in stock, maybe tomorrow mon!  Throw away all rhyme or reason on how to budget as everything is a negotiation and everything is in done in cash.  In the States credit might be king but down here it will cost you and extra 6%; 5% from the vendor and 1% from your credit card company for making a 'foreign transaction' (even though the US dollar is the local currency).  This results in a lot of trips to the ATM.  I started keeping a ledger of boat related expenses and it is sobering.  When we started looking at boats all the experts and those who thought they were experts said to set back 25% of the total sale price for upgrades and repairs, at some point I will get out the abacus and see how close we are to that.  Now a lot of the expenses we have incurred might very well have been just from pure lack of knowledge and in trusting "experts" and I am sure we will become more discerning in the future.   I will say, the majority of people who have worked on our boat have been open and willing to teach me what it is they are doing, it's just the pace at which things happen that is maddening.   I do think some of them charge more though if I watch or ask questions.   In the theatre there is a fast and ultimately  hard deadline, i.e. opening night.  On a boat there is no opening night unless you are a charter boat and you have  paying charter guests arriving  the next day.  Because of this there is a definite pecking order with the big charter boat fleets at the top, the crewed charters next, and the cruisers (that's us) are at the bottom of the list.  One of the things we knew we needed done was a bottom paint job.  This meant a trip to the boatyard and time out of the water for both CD and us.  We hadn't even gotten the boat out of the slip and we were looking at taking her out of the water.  We thought that we would motor her out of the slip, go on a pleasant little cruise for a couple of days.  Run the water maker, test out the systems, swing on a mooring, you know, have some fun.  While not quite the voyage of the s/s Minnow, it weren’t no Love Boat.  First, in our rush to get out we went too soon after a big storm had passed through and the Sir Francis Drake Channel was more like a washing machine than a river, with waves going every direction.  We quickly learned what wasn't secure.  It had been 4 years since we had chartered and rusty didn't even begin to describe our skills or lack thereof.  Picking up a mooring pendent began to take on the appearance of one of Dante's levels of hell but in the end, we managed to get moored and we were the only boat in the bay.  Privacy, quite, and a breeze!  The next day we wanted to actually sail so up to the foredeck I go only to find that there was a lot I missed in preparing the boat and getting the sails ready… but eventually it happened, the mainsail went up, the jib unfurled and the engines went off.  We sailed most of the day except for when we needed to motor around the West End.  We wanted to test the hook (anchor) at Sandy Cay but found the National Park Service had installed mooring balls so after a short but failed attempt to pick one up we motored over to a bay on Jost Van Dyke.  It was Sunday, off-off season and one of our favorite places, Sidney's Peace and Love (we need both by then) was closed but we made something for dinner and silently ate, read, looked at the stars, and went to sleep.  One of the goals we had on this trip was to use the water maker.  The instructions made little sense and the former owners had sketched out the process but it was confusing.  We tried the first night and nothing.  It was late and I was fed up so we waited until the next afternoon when we could call and talk to one of the owners who now live in Hawaii which is 6 hours behind us here in the BVI's.  He was helpful but in the end, no luck, except I managed to add a lot of water to the engine room and there was water and oil coming out of the high pressure pump head; not a good thing.  He gave me the number of the person who installed it and we thought it would be as simple as taking your car in for service, HA!  Turns out the water maker guru was on holiday (back in England for 3 wks recovering from heat stroke and exhaustion)  and they simply took the phones off the hook - so in the immortal words of Eric Cartman: screw you guys I'm going home. 

'Home' in this case being the marina from whence this little adventure began.  There was a lot of tension on/ in our floating home as both of us were unsure of my docking abilities, especially with the wind blowing 15 knots out of the SSE.  Panic gave way to sheer terror as I pushed the wheel one way and then the other and put one engine in reverse and the other in forward only to have the boat spin the other way all while the wind is having its way with me.  Plenty of instructions were coming from the dock from people ready to grab lines, much of it conflicting, and I wondered if I just went below would it all go away, I started clicking my heels together but the nightmare didn't end until the Captain of another boat asked if I wanted him to help back CD into her slip (yes, you have to spin 90* in place, then go in straight backwards); hell yes, no ego here, well at least not right now.  With a few quick and decisive maneuvers Dave swung her into the berth, he was like a boat whisperer.  We got the lines secured and everyone went back to their tasks, the show was over but the ribbing never ends.  In the process, I had left a dent with a small crack on the hull and some paint from the dock on CD's starboard hull; did I mention I was going to the boatyard soon, one more project. Lots of advice followed both from those who knew what they were talking about as well as the barstool sailors watching from happy hour at the marina.  Later Dave came over and explained where I went wrong (there was no 'where I went right') and gave me some helpful pointers.  To her credit Jo figured it was best to go do some shopping, have a swim, get a root canal, anything was better than being on the boat.  As for me, well, I just sat down and contemplated the question: what now?  At that point if someone had come up an offered near what we had paid for the boat it would be sold but I knew I had to breathe in, breathe out, and move on because we had a date at the boat yard coming up where I got to back her into an even narrower slip with concrete walls on either side.


Next time:  Do we stay or do we go and I got the lowdown no good boatyard blues.

Wednesday, September 10, 2014

Part 13; And the Winner Is?

The Envelope Please.........

Well at the end of the last part of this, hmm the adjective escapes me so let's use thrilling, adventure we had just looked at the first three of the list of boats we had here in the Virgin Islands to look at.  We had made it back to Red Hook and were floating in the pool debating the virtues of food, beer, and water, not in that particular order as I recall.  Our debate resulted in the desire for all three so over to the bar/grill we went.  Now I should say, we seldom go anywhere without cell phone or iPad, especially if there is the possibility of free wifi so both of these we had. Remember, we were taking a "chill day" no boats, well except that’s about all we talked about, well except for the aforementioned, beer, food, and water (that’s the proper order.)  Our discussions centered on what fit best, what boat was the best cared for, and what might be best for us.  I am sure I mentioned that this process is not at all like anything on land.  There are no test drives as with a car or motorhome, hell, you probably even get to test drive a horse.  If we had wanted to test drive any of these boats we would have had to charter it for the day or week, which costs money.  It makes a certain amount of sense; imagine asking for a "test sail" on several boats as a way of getting a few afternoons on the water for free.  It is not cheap or a simple thing to take a large sailboat out so you best know what you are looking at and for.  As I mentioned in earlier episodes, we had chartered several different cats on vacation, none of which we were now looking at, and felt we knew what would work for us.  It really came down to two boats; MARTHA R the Lagoon 420, very roomy with lots of headroom and in fair shape but slow and already contracted for charters when we would own her and CARIBBEAN DREAM, a Leopard 47 just ok on headroom, berth arrangements, and systems access, but very well cared for and very livable.  Both were big boats!  Even though the Lagoon was technically 5 feet shorter than the Leopard, because of her design she was very high off the water and had a lot of volume.  There was also the Leopard 43 Owners Version in Granada that was still a possibility as a third option but after seeing a 4-cabin version of the same boat in the BVIs it was slipping fast off the list.  Price-wise the boat in Granada and CARIBBEAN DREAM were close and MARTHA R was listed for about 30k less than the others were.  If you are buying something like a car that can be a big price difference but for a boat like we were looking at, not that great (he says only half-seriously), it's only money right?  We looked at the spread sheet we make for every boat we were considering, we talked about compromises and what we thought we could live with and I think when it came right down to it, there was a fair bit of emotion involved as well, (beer, right?) so we made a call to our broker, Alexis and made an offer on...  Ok if you follow me on Face Book you know the answer so please don't shout it out for the few who don't know it.  We made an offer on CARIBBEAN DREAM, the Leopard 47. 

Now, how to get this done. Alexis sent us some paper work that we had to get the condo office to print for us to sign and then emailed it back to us and we emailed it back to Alexis.  While all of this was happening Alexis had called their broker, letting them know there was an offer coming.  The couple who owned the boat were moving to Hawaii in just a few days and there was an urgency on both our part and perhaps theirs to get this done before then so a process that moves painfully slow moved remarkably fast.  Within 24 hours of making the official offer, they had countered and we had countered their counter, and they had accepted pending sea trials and survey.  Remember the boat in Grenada, remember me talking about how difficult it was to get there because of  carnival and med students returning, well the offer was made negotiated and accepted on Thursday 31 July, and that Saturday the Festival that is the Celebration of Emancipation of the People, a 3 day legal holiday in this country so everything is closed - got into full gear on Saturday 2 August and Monday 4 August, the town was shut down for the first and largest of the parades, you know like Mardi Gras just without the drunk frat boys and bare chested party girls.  To recap, Thursday deal accepted, Saturday thru the end of the next week nothing happens in Road Town or most of the BVI; but what about Friday 1 August?   Usually it takes about a week to arrange a survey but beginning Thursday, with some suggestions we were able to arrange a survey with someone who will be your advocate and point out all that might be wrong with the boat.  I went through several back in VA on JABULO finding the right one, and as it turned out the highest recommended surveyor in the island had left for France and South Africa where he also lives and works just that Thursday, however, his partner, who just happened to be the former quality control and production manager for Robertson & Caine who builds the Leopard brand catamarans was available that Friday and in less than 24 hours he had our credit card and we had a survey scheduled for 0830 Friday, 1 August in Road Town, Tortola, BVI; one small issue, we were not in Road Town, Tortola, BVI, we were in Red Hook, St. Thomas, U.S.V.I, so back down the hill to the ferry.  Knowing how long surveys can take, we were pretty sure there would be no way to get back to Red Hook that night so we went looking for a hotel room, during the start of the 60th anniversary of the Emancipation Festival.  Alexis was in St. Maartin (yes, it's French, spelled with 2-As) and although just 100 nautical miles away they were nautical miles and that meant it wasn't as simple as driving from Lubbock to Amarillo. So, we had some challenges.  Alexis made a flight reservation and looked for a hotel, both Alexis and I started searching for a hotel with two available rooms, one for us, one for Alexis. I scored with the hotel at the marina where CARIBBEAN DREAM was docked, problem, just one room and one king bed, so we arranged for a rollaway and later a room with two double beds became available so we grabbed it and if it came down to it, we could share; not ideal but it would work.  It occurs to me, I am missing one small detail; Bertha was coming to town, no not your Aunt who gives you ridiculous Christmas gifts, no, as in Tropical Storm Bertha; no problem Mon, what's a little wind and rain?

Friday comes and there is a lot to do and to say we were on edge would be an understatement.  We made it to the 7AM ferry, bought a roundtrip ticket to return Saturday and were busily filling out the paper work needed to leave one country and be allowed entry into another.   It is all very serious and the good folks at immigration in the BVI take it very seriously so it must be correct.  There are two ports of entry via passenger ferry on Tortola.  One a short walk from where the boat was and one on the other end of the island and the ferry went to the second but not to worry, Alexis had gotten in and rented a car so he could pick us up and save us that cab ride.  So off we went, Red Hook to the West End to Road Town to the owner's broker's office to sign more paperwork to CARIBBEAN DREAM, the surveyor had already started; sometimes island time is accelerated.  As I said earlier, our surveyor had been the production manager for all the Leopards including this model and in fact wrote the owner's manual for this boat and his inspection stamp was still legible on the fuel tanks.  He knew the boat in St. Pete we had wanted and told us all the reasons we should be glad we didn't get that one and gave us valuable insight as to the construction of this boat.  He also clued us into the hull number, that is number x of y built of that model.  CARIBBEAN DREAM is hull #42 so all you Douglas Adams fans out there should be geeking out right now. The haul out went well, systems that were checked, checked out ok with a few minor maintenance issues, the wind was up in advance of Bertha coming to town so the sea trial although short went well, and even Alexis was amazed with the condition of the boat.  By the end of the day, we had some more information and were waiting on even more (the official survey) so we could finalize our decision. Tropical Storm Bertha was starting to gain strength so Alexis tried to get a flight to St. Maartin that night, which he did until it was cancelled and then he didn’t, and Jo and I went and had some of the best pasta we have had in a long time and then walked back to the hotel exhausted.  I woke up early the next morning as I often do and went down to the restaurant and bar, which is an open-air arrangement, as are many things down here.  Sometime during the night Bertha blew into town, the wind was howling, and the rain was coming down in sheets causing visibility to be nonexistent.  I sat at the bar with a cup of coffee overlooking the dock and CARIBBEAN DREAM watching her strain against her lines but hold tight.  The marina where she was docked is considered hurricane safe so most insurance companies will accept it as a hurricane hole so except for the worst storms it should be safe.  I later learned that these islands are often spared the worst storms because they are really the 'Blessed' Virgin Islands not 'British' Virgin Islands.  All that aside, I was sitting there, riding out my first tropical storm watching my future home get blown around.  Then it occurred to me, how would we get back to St. Thomas?  I went into the office and of course, there were no ferries running.  Later that day all the entry ports in the U.S.V.I were closed so another night in Tortola, except no room at the inn; so we wait; wait on the storm, wait on the ferry, and wait for a hotel room to maybe open up, wait!  A lyric from a Jimmy Buffett song kept going around in my head: no plane on Sunday maybe be one come Monday… Most of the day we spent watching the rain and the wind and the boat, then at some point it became clear that we had no place to stay that night but luckily the bar/restaurant manager made a few calls and got us booked into the Tropical Suites Hotel, trust me, not nearly as fancy as it sounds, although it was entertaining that the two night guys really wanted their picture taken with Santa Claus so I was happy to oblige.   The next morning Bertha had decided to visit Puerto Rico and the other islands and eventually died out in the North Atlantic.  In Tortola, life was getting back to normal so we grabbed a cab for the West End and the ferry to take us back to St. Thomas.  After any storm, wind, rain or snow, that closes down stuff the next couple of days are insane transportation-wise and the ferry docks were packed with people anxious to make it off island to catch a flight to wherever they spend the other 51 weeks of their year.  Add to that the "instant access" to goods and services we seem to expect in our lives and some people don't understand that it don’t always work like that.  On the up side, pissed-off travelers railing in the face of reality does make for entertaining viewing from those of us who have accepted reality.  On the down side, you cringe when they are from your home country.  To the people in immigration, responsible for processing us out of their homeland, being an ugly anyone does nothing to speed up the process.  Our ferry back to Red Hook took extra time too as we made an extra stop in Jost Van Dyke to pick up some stranded passengers and then changed ferries in St. John, but eventually everyone got to where they were going; well at least we did. 

The next step in the boat buying process involves acceptance, rejection, or conditional acceptance of the vessel/yacht (AOY).  You usually have a week after the survey is in your hand and if anything major was found could go back and negotiate with the seller for an allowance or for them to fix what is deficient.   We were not expecting much to be wrong and indeed there wasn't.  Some corrosion on this valve, some rusted hose clamps, and other stuff along that nature.  The other thing about the AOY is if financing is involved, then that, along with your insurance must be in place before the AOY is done.  OK, some phone and internet time and we are good to go, except; remember Bertha?  Well she was not done with us just yet.  The U.S.V.I and St. Thomas in particular seem to set the 'low' standard for infrastructure and for several days following Bertha there were rolling blackouts throughout the islands because only one of their three power generators was working and of course, those blackouts always seemed to hit right during peak business hours.   Jo was in charge of the bank and I the insurance.  We had already been approved for the boat in Grenada for both insurance and the additional funds we would need to make this a reality so no problem Mon, right!  Insurance, after a few corrections and changes as well as a lot of paperwork to sign without any way to receive/sign/send it was working out.  Since the time limit for our approval on the funding for the boat in Grenada had run out, we had to reapply, which we did the night we got back from the survey. That shouldn't have been much of an issue; we were approved before so now it's no big deal; right?  Well in one of the brief periods that we had power, we received an email informing us we had been denied, WTF.  OK so let us call them, except the rolling blackout that had left our portion of the island had now hit the one and only AT&T tower on the island so we waited until we got a signal and hoped we would have a window of opportunity between blackouts.  When we were finally able to get through, we were told we had been approved, what!  After some back and forth it turns out the official notification for the funds running out on the Grenada boat just happened to reach us on the heels of the application for the new boat.  Great, we somewhat mistakenly thought, all the ducks were in a row, except!  Seems our lender did not play the marine finance game the way our broker's home office thought it should be played.  The bank would only cut a cashier's cheque and we could pay extra to have it sent overnight delivery to the brokerage that held the escrow account, but the brokerage would only receive a wire transfer and did not want to deal with a cheque.    After a god deal of back and forth the brokerage agreed to take a cheque, but hold up the funds for 10 days while it cleared thus slowing the process down and so we went ahead and  transferred the bulk of the purchase price into the escrow account, waiting on the rest to clear banking channels.  Now its rum drinks on the afterdeck and smooth sailing, well except for the paper work, for which there was another fee and another person somewhere in Nebraska.  I am not going into the details but it was a longer than necessary process I thought but we are that close to the finish line let's play along.  A couple of things that might have slowed it all down were the fact the boat was owned by an LLC charter business in the BVIs and we were changing the flag an documentation to US flag and USCG documentation.  Add to that the sellers, who had to sign, notarize, mail back paperwork were now living in Hawaii and a hurricane was about to hit the island they now lived on.  So we did what we had become accustomed to, we waited.  Not very patiently, but what was our choice after all?

In the mean time, while all this was going on, the rental on our condo in Red Hook expired.  We could have extended it but instead decided to move over to Road Town, back into the hotel where we stayed for the survey, actually back into the same room.  This meant all the extra baggage needed to be ferried over to Tortola, transported to Road Town, and hauled up four flights of stairs in the hotel.  Even though we could see our new home sitting there, we could not step foot on her until all the paperwork was done and we closed.  So on 8 August (which happened to be my 59th birthday) we checked out of the USA and checked into the BVIs.  The women who had processed us the last time into Tortola remembered us and gave us 30 days on our visas with instructions of how to get them extended.  The people at the hotel remembered us and a round of "welcome back home again" were exchanged and we were just a few hundred feet from our new home, waiting… again. In reality the wait wasn't quite a week and on the 15 day of August, just about 3-1/2 months after selling our land based home, we moved aboard our floating home, and we are therefore known as Fred & Jo of the s/v CARIBBEAN DREAM, and we had no idea of what we had gotten ourselves into or in for; but that's for later installments.


s/v CARIBBEAN DREAM

Looking in to the helm

Our Front Porch

View from the port bow aft

Our back deck

One of two aft cabins

One of two forward cabins

One of four head/shower combos

In the sallon ice box and freezer

Our galley 

Sallon table and seating

The family car hanging in its garage

The haul out; a real pucker moment

One of two diesel engine rooms; no space for tall fat men

Factory layout
Tropical Storm Bertha from the Village Cay Bar